mszombi:

meladoodle:

one time when i was like 12 my dad wanted me to put a dvd in the dvd player and i was like ‘what do i get in return’ and he said ‘you can have half of the winnings of this stupid lotto ticket’ and he ended up winning 600,000 dollars and i was so pleased with myself. 300,000 dollars when youre 12 is pretty much like infinity dollars. he was so mad

Shit, man, $300,000 would be like infinity dollars to me now.

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cloudy-dreamers:

Resting your head on the bus window, despite the vibrations causing mild concussion

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8 Signs You’re With The Right Person

relationshipadvice23:

Sometimes when we’re in a relationship we question if they’re really meant for us. Some of these tips will help you clear the confusion you’re feeling.

8 Signs You’re With The Right Person

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love-more-freely:

celeritious:

you deserve someone who isn’t embarrassed to love you and tells all their friends about you and saves your selfies, whether they’re good or bad to look at when they miss you and loses sleep to talk to you and tells you how much they love you and how beautiful you are all the time and i really hope you find that one day because you deserve to be loved

I literally save every picture… lol.

(via notedposts)

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There’s a difference between somebody who wants you and somebody who would do anything to keep you.

Remember that.

"

"I’ve stopped being sorry for all my soft. I won’t apologize because I miss you, or because I said it, or because I text you first, or again. I think everyone spends too much time trying to close themselves off. I don’t want to be cool or indifferent, I want to be honest."

Azra.T “Don’t Wait Three Days to Text First.”  (via charmrose)

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elimin8theimpossible:

cricsyxo:

divinedorothy:

egotastical:

divinedorothy:

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

ask a lesbian

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this is never not funny

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toastdurr:

vagisodium:

i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out

hELL YES

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"When you have a connection with someone it never really goes away, you know? You snap back to being important to each other because you still are."

Alex Vause (via lexielouwhowrites)

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